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Questions and Comments               NEW!!!!!!

People/things Ben "dislikes"
NEW: ARE YOU AN IDIOT QUIZ.

Question 1: DID YOU WORK FOR ENRON EVER

a: YES
b: NO

IF YOU ANSWERED "a", then yes, you are an idiot. If you answered "b", then you're an idiot too, because you took the time to take this quiz. Go save the world.

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List of New Members:

  • Ben
  • Sharon
  • Ruth
  • Jackie
  • Talia
  • Laura
  • Jonathan
  • Missy
  • Laila
  • Meli
  • Marc
  • Brittany
  • Margie
  • Lauren
  • Carly
  • Beth
  • Albert Einstein
  • Leanne
  • Lindsey
  • Adam
  • Gabriella
  • Jessica
  • Julia
  • Isabella

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(This actually works!!)

Would You like To Be On The Executive Board??
Of course you would. Here's how to do it:
  • Get on the fan club and stay there for more than a week
  • Correctly answer the word game
  • Contact Ben and tell him what position you would like to hold
  • E-mail Ben at swissspaniard@gmail.com
Note: Ben will not chose a position for you, you can't steal someone elses position, and you can't pick something stupid like official TV Watcher.
News
if you hate ben, the i hate ben website will be up in the near future
if you would like to actually join the fan club, e-mail him. If you truly are a fan, you will know his E-mail.
If you have any good ideas to contribute to the fan club, please contact Ben
Reports indicate that Ben may get his own room. A Ben spokesperson had no comment at this time

Here are some web links related to Ben:
Ben's School
Ben thinks this is cool!!!
Hilarious chinese backstreet boys

Exlusive Benefits of Joining the Club
Newsletters and event notification
Chance To Win A Date With Ben Himself
Here are some facts about Ben:
  • He is in high school
  • He's a guy
  • He has a fan club
  • His e-mail is swissspaniard@gmail.com
Here is Ben's Daily Itinerary
  • Get Up
  • Go To School
  • Go home

Ben made this. He wants to know what you think. E-mail him. Swissspaniard@gmail.com gta switzerland
Memorable Quotes from Ben and the fan club members
Ben: "I pity the fool who doesn't join the Ben Fan Club"

Random Kinks song of the week
The Hard Way

SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW EXECUTIVE POSITIONS

Board Members:
  • Supreme Deity: Benjamin
  • Supreme Deity's Bodyguard: Jonathan
  • Supreme Deity's Advisor on being cool (Ben needs to rule in style): Margie Bowen
  • President: Adam
  • Vice president: Julia (There's no way the stuco prez couldn't be on here)

  • Treasurer: Jackie (since she's so good at math)
  • Secretary: Missy (possible career direction)
  • Person with veto power: Lindsey
  • Official tree-huggers: Isabella and Jessica
  • Ben's official Limo driver: Laila
Weekly/Monthly Foxtrot Cartoon Dear Ben:
Ben says only cultured people will get this:

foxtot
Dear Ben,

My name is "shenikwah" and i'm a 35 year old woman living in Kentucky. My husband has left me, i have 147 kids, and i have no college education. I found a man, but he won't marry me unless i sacrifice 145 of my children to the greek gods. What should i do???

Dear crazy person,

i cannot believe you have let your life ruin itself so. However, i can help you. Join the Ben Fan Club and everything will be better.

Ben
This Month's Word
Game:

ALERT
Once in a lifetime possibility: Would you like your work to be featured on the Ben Fan Club?? Of course you do. Which is why Ben has allowed the submitting of original or plaguerized work, and you will be acknowledged however you'd like. Send all submissions to swissspaniard@gmail.com
Hint: this word game has absolutely nothing to do with the word Ben. Ben just finds it hilarious. By the way, its only funny if you turn up the volume

                 Ben Has A Podcast

  • If you want to hear Ben's ACTUAL VOICE then open iTunes, go to advanced,
    then subscibe to podcast. Then enter this: http://spaniard.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml
  • If you don't have iTunes or dont want to go through the trouble of downloading, go to his podcast website directky and click the play icons below each episode to listen. Podcast Website

Stuff Ben Hates: Stuff Ben Likes:
  • George Bush
  • Asparagus
  • Dell Computers
  • Marshall Fields
  • Apple Computers
  • Pesto
  • Best Buy
  • Ben
Check out how popular my website is. Moahahahahahaha. Unique visitors, btw.


Ben has honored maddox by putting a link on his site 150x50